Now it’s Monday and that’s the day we take part in Monday Mischief – otherwise it would be called Wednesday Mischief! Anyway, we’ve all been good this week, give or take the odd eaten remote control and other minor mishaps. What that means is I can’t write about our mischief so it seems like a perfect opportunity for you to start some mischief of your own. Here’s what you have to do. You need to tell us what you think the puppies should be called. The names must begin with a ‘B’ and you need to send them to me either by email or in a comment to this post. The best suggestion will win a prize of one of my Mistress’s books – you can even choose which one. Obviously I mean one of the ones she has written and not one off her bookshelf that she was about to read. I think she might be a bit annoyed if I gave one of those away. If we really like your suggestions then we might actually use them when the puppies arrive. (We do already have a list we’ve been putting together so there are extra Brownie points for coming up with the ones my Mistress already likes! – It helps with her persuading the rest of the family if she is not alone in suggesting a name, mind you if you come up with the ones my Master is campaigning for then you might be totally overlooked in the judging.) Names should not include any rude words either, before you get too mischievous and probably no body parts either.
You can tell I’m getting all excited about the whole thing and Megan’s only at the pre-mating blood test stage today. What am I going to be like when they actually arrive?
Alfie Dog with a little help from Rosemary J Kind firstname.lastname@example.org
Alfie’s Diary – the Book is available at Amazon UK –https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00583ZGSA