Day to day life
Oldest Spider – Monday 30th April 2018
Oldest Spider Yesterday was funny. One of the headlines running on Mum’s Alexa was that the oldest spider had died at the age of 43. Mum said she really did not need to know about […]
Month: April 2018
Day to day life
Best side – Sunday 29th April 2018
Best side I thought I’d let you see a photo of my best side. I’m keeping my not so good side out of view as far as possible. Our Mistress has a disconcerting habit of […]
Day to day life
Why me? – Saturday 28th April 2018
Why me? I want to know Why me? The others get medical problems they can talk about. Ones they can use to gain sympathy. I seem to get all the embarrassing problems that it’s bad […]
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Friday Flashback – Friday 27th April 2018
Friday Flashback Well here I am with another Friday Flashback. I’m so jealous of Alfie at the moment and his ‘Eat as much as you like’ diet. I’d just love to be able to eat […]
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Don’t panic – Thursday 26th April 2018
Don’t panic Don’t panic – who’s she kidding. If the smoke alarm goes off right above my head, of course I’m going to panic. It’s all very well her telling me she has everything under […]
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Extra rations – Wednesday 25th April 2018
Extra Rations The good news is that I can have extra rations. The bad news is that it’s because I’ve lost a lot of weight when I wasn’t trying to. Our Mistress thinks it is […]
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Best veteran – Tuesday 24th April 2018
Best veteran In my absence on Sunday at the Fun Day, I won a rosette for best veteran. Now to be fair, I think I should hold it jointly with Queenie and Shadow as they […]
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I must not bark in class – Monday 23rd April 2018
I must not bark in class I’m going to be spending my morning repeating the words ‘I must not bark in class’. I was not a good girl yesterday. I wasn’t a good girl when […]
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Just the way I like it – Sunday 22nd April 2018
Just the way I like it Well yesterday morning was just the way I like it. “Aristotle,” our Mistress said, “how do you fancy a morning snuggled up in bed?” Well, of course I was […]
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I’m back – Saturday 21st April 2018
I’m back Well here I am, I’m back. You must have missed me after all that time. How’ve you been? I’m really well and enjoyed myself while our Mistress was away. When it comes to […]