Alfie's Diary

Wilma has been accused of impersonation. She doesn’t agree – it was imdogation and she’s guilty as charged. […]

The apples are back and Wilma and Aristotle are already making the most of the situation. She knows it will mean more dieting. […]

Mum is supposed to be taking it easy – Dad is trying to help. Ari wants to know about pond care and Wilma doesn’t want to share a room. […]

Wilma had another strange day yesterday – some hotel stays just don’t live up to expectations and this time was one of them. […]

Christmas is cancelled and it’s all down to the compost bin system that Aristotle introduced. Things are not going quite as planned. […]

Wilma is missing her friends and suffering from post holiday blues. Mum has said she should do more work to take her mind off it. […]

Wilma seems to have some loud sheep for neighbours. She’s struggling to understand a word they’re saying and Mum’s no better. […]

As it turned out, Wilma didn’t need her bucket and spade. Her day didn’t turn out anything like she was expecting it to. […]

Wilma is back to the life of a travelling dog. Some parts of yesterday went better than she hoped and some parts were just strange. […]

The heat was just too much yesterday, but despite that Wilma had a day full of surprises and some of them were good ones. […]

Month: June 2023